Sunday, June 30, 2013

I Need to Invest In Nair…This Is So Not Right on SO Many Levels!


OK fellow bloggers…last week I was casually surfing on the Internet for funny hair styles in the 80’s for my Fashion Flashback Friday post and as I was cruising around the web I came across some really  disturbing hair pictures that I thought that I would share with you all!  WARNING: Bloggers be prepared…this visual is a little bit well…NOT RIGHT!  OK…did you all grab your barf bags?  If so…here we go:
 
                                                                                     

OK…so WHAT.THE.F are those nasty things?  Well why yes…they are hairy stockings that were developed to deter nasty leering men and perverts from checking out your stems!  YIKES! I know that my eyes have had the LIFE deterred out of them by stumbling upon this article…of all places…on CNN!  I have no idea what to do with this picture or this invention!  Thinking that Nair might need to take their marketing campaign up a notch if these babies become popular…in that they might need to offer their product for FREE to assist in the removal of these nasty suckers!  What the HELL is going on with these legs?  I have to tell ya…this invention is just well…kinda gross...and as I was trying to hold down the vomit that was threatening to spew out of my mouth, I closed my eyes and blindly moved my mouse in a sad attempt to find something that was NOT so disturbing…what I did find was not quite as gross but is still WRONG on so many levels!  So what did I find you all are wondering?  I know that you all are DYING to know right?  Well…I found images that were all about…wait for it…wait for it…hairy chest and back art!   YIKES!  I am sure that all of you are wondering what the HELL hairy chest and back art is…well here is a NASTY example:
 


 Well fellow bloggers apparently we are missing out on a TRUE Van Goughesque form of art here that some men find to be totally appropriate for apparently Valentine’s day!  Nothing tells your lady that you LOVE them more than shaving a heart out of your nasty furry BACK HAIR!  SO GROSS!  Tempted to send this pic to Schick and let them know that they are missing out on an opportunity for a WINNER Valentine’s day promotion here…they could attach a Free disposable razor to a Valentine’s Day Card with step by step instructions on how to create this look for their lady as a sure fire way to get some action!  Yeah…that action might involve a lot of running AWAY to escape the hairy beast that is attempting to woo your ass by shaving a heart on his nasty furry BACK but then with a back this hairy action is action right?!  OMG…GAGGING here!  I had NO idea that this art form existed…let alone that it is apparently pretty popular at NASCAR as witnessed below:

 

Hmmm….wondering if Dale Ernhardt Jr. knows that his male fans are doing this art as a tribute to his fabulous driving skills?  I know that this picture is driving me to DRINK heavily as a sad attempt to try to forget these visuals!  Sheesh! 

As I was paging through this nasty phenomenon I did come across one that was pretty funny as witnessed below:

 

Wondering if Victoria’s Secret knows that they have competition with this guy?  Thinking that the Angel’s need to bring their A game push up bra to compete with this dude…he has one serious hairkini going on here and from the look on his face he is DAMN proud of his hairy cleavage too!  Funny but so WRONG!  So fellow bloggers…is it just me that is traumatized here or are you all also in gagfest mode over these pics?  If not…you could stalk this guy below and make him your hairy chest muse…I am thinking that a  Unicorn would be PERFECT for this hairy beast!  YIKES…that dude is just down right hairy and WRONG!  Sheesh! This is SO NOT RIGHT...vomiting now...UGH! 

 

What am I listening to as I pen this bloggary:  I Am Not My Hair, by India.Arie.

 

 

44 comments:

  1. GROOOOSSSSSSSS! I'm going to have one of my worst nightmares tonight; when I'm being forced to eat hair.

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    1. Oh Sandra...I have been dreaming about being tangled in a nasty furry hair net ever since I stumbled upon these gross pictures! I have NO idea what possessed dudes to start this art form but I have to tell ya that I am so NOT a fan! YIKES! Vomiting here....

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  2. Oh my gosh!! That last picture is as scary as being trapped on a elevator with leather face. I'm pretty sure I just threw up a little.....when did I eat road-kill? Haha. That would be just like sleeping with a bear....minus the eating you....well, then again. Hahahahaha. Great...strange post :)

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    1. OMG your analogy is SO FUNNY!!!! ROFLMAO right now...these pictures are just SO WRONG it is not even funny!

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  3. Holy crap! That last guy is definitely overloaded in the testosterone department!

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    1. Oh I know right? I was like is that dude for real or was he really bored and got a little bit carried away with the hot glue gun and the gorilla fur! Sheesh! That dude is NASTY hairy...so GROSS!

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  4. OMG! That is just beyond gross! I have to say that right now I am laughing so hard that I have tears rolling! Awesome post! Thank you so much for stopping by This Momma's Rambings and linking up for This Momma's Meandering Mondays!
    Have an awesome week!

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    1. Oh I have to tell ya that the picture of the dude in the hairkini made me laugh really hard! If I saw that dude on the beach I would totally bust a gut laughing at him with that stupid proud expression on his face...priceless!

      I will link up again on Monday...thanks for the invite! ;)

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  5. Oh gross, I have serious issues with body hair, found you on the I hate Monday hop

    Domesticated Breakdown

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    1. I totally have an issue with hairy nasty chests and well back hair just grosses me out so when I saw the first pic of that dude with the heart on his back I almost lost my lunch! So disgusting...oh and did you notice that the heart was sun burnt? Ah yeah...that is just another level of GROSS right there...UGH!

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  6. ick...is that last guy for real? He must be part centaur or something...gross.....

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  7. ROFLMAO at your centaur comment! SO FUNNY! He does look like some mythical beast that needs to visit the barber or needs to get a lifetime supply of NAIR! So disgusting...

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  8. sadly my initial thought was "Wow those stockings would be cosy and warm in the middle of winter". Then I slapped myself and regained some sanity. I'm not sure if I'll be able to make dinner tonight, some things cannot be un-seen

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    1. So FUNNY that you thought that they would be comfy and toasty! That is seriously hilarious!

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  9. Holy Hairball, Batman!

    Thank you for linking up with the Humor Me! Blog Hop!!! :)

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    1. Oh I know right? This is just so WRONG...

      Thanks for the invite to the Blog Hop...I will wander over again and visit! ;)

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  10. OMFG!!!!! LMAO!! Thanks for the laugh with a dose of creepy, I needed that.

    Found you on the Monday hop, now following via GFC :)

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    1. I am glad that you found this funny...I seriously was debating whether to post it or not because it is kinda funny but then with that last dude...so seriously gross!

      I will wander over and follow you back...thanks for the follow!

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  11. Ewwww. Pretty much every time I go to the beach and see a lot of shirtless guys, I think, "Man, I'm so glad my husband doesn't have a hairy chest and back." I'm not sure I could live with that....

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    1. Oh I know right...all of that body hair wants to make me hand them the phone number to my "waxologist" and tell them that I will totally buy that first wax for them if I don't have to see it anymore! Totally SCARY!

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  12. Oh, holy crap. I just finished eating. I JUST FINISHED EATING, DAMMIT!

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    1. Oh I totally know how you feel...this is just disgusting!

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    1. As did I...I was not joking about grabbing the barf bag...you seriously need it to look at these pics!

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  15. OK. Now that is burned into my eyeballs, and I can't unsee it. Thank you.

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    1. Oh Jen...you have no idea! Some of the pics that I did NOT put up here on this post were just DISGUSTING! I had to put my eyes on vacation for awhile after making them witness those babies! YIKES!

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    1. I know...this much hair should be outlawed! SO NASTY!

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  17. The line from Austin Powers keeps running through my brain, "You hairy....like AN-I-MAL!"
    Too funny, yet disturbing. These pics make my Portuguese/Italian self feel a little less hairy.

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    1. OMG! That is HILARIOUS! Ah yeah...seeing these pics would make ANYONE feel less hairy...these are just Gross!

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  18. These are some funny pictures! Stopping by from THE Collective Social Blog Hop to say hi. Thank you for linking up. Have a fabulous day!

    xo,
    Janise (co-host of The Collective Social Blog Hop)
    http://MamaInHeels.com

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    1. Oh I know right? These are just...well...a little bit disturbing!

      Thanks for the invite to the Blog Hop! :)

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  19. Oh my goodness! Thank you for spreading JOY and sharing at the Oh What a HAPPY Day party.

    Holly at Not Done Growing

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    1. Thanks for the invite! I will wander over again and link up! ;)

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  20. Ha ha!!! Omg, I'm snagging that bikini pic. That is hilarious.

    ~Krisztina @ krisztinawilliams.com

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    1. Oh yeah...that one is CLASSIC! There are a bunch more once you start searching for them...some of them are really gross though...so have a barf bag close by! ;)

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  21. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen xx


    http://daisy35.blogspot.co.uk

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    1. Ah yeah...I wasn't kidding about the barf bags! These pics are just WRONG!

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  22. I saw this same picture somewhere else and I just LOL'd. Too funny. Gross, but funny! Thanks for hooking up with us at the Humor Me Blog Hop!

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    1. These pics are all over the internet but the hairy stockings one was on CNN! Seriously? How are nasty hairy legs prime time news? They are just GROSS! YIKES!

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  23. Hi, I'm a new follower from the Friday hop. I read the news on Yahoo! but never expected CNN to post it too! This is just gross. Ugh.

    I'd love it if you can follow me back :)

    xoxo
    ochibernadas.blogspot.com

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    1. I didn't know that Yahoo had this on there as well...yeah CNN was all over this and I was like...are these hairy stems really news worthy? Apparently...apparently... ;)

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