So this week, on Fashion Flashback Friday, I decided to give all of us 80's survivors a little bit of a present just to make us feel better about ourselves...because... I have to tell ya...surviving the 80's is seriously a fashion miracle people! I still have nightmares about being chased by yards of neon green lace and Aqua Net! Yikes that era was so SCARY! So to honor our "surviving unscathed" accomplishment, I decided to dedicate this week's post to showing us how some of the hottest 80’s vixens did not age well…not well at all! So here you go fellow survivors, the top 5 celebrity Vixen's from the 80's...this post should make you feel so GOOD about yourself…I know that I am feeling fabulous after looking at these sad ladies!
Kelly LeBrock-OMG! She should have used some of that Geek technology in Weird Science to keep herself looking hot and toned! Someone should tell her that they make dresses in all sizes…maybe then her girls might not be a breath away from busting loose and knocking an innocent bystander out! Sheesh!
Tawny Kitaen-Yikes! Looks like she got ran over by the car that she was crawling over in that White Snake Video! Now in her defense...this is a mug shot photo...but then IT'S A MUG SHOT PHOTO people!!!! Holy Crap! Do you think that she went in the pokey because she stole the car that she was lounging on? If so, then that would explain the hideous mug shot that is shamelessly hanging out on the Internet right next to Nick Nolte! Sheesh!
Brigitte Nielsen-Well Hello Flavor Flav! I have NO idea how one goes from Sly Stallone to Flavor Flav but apparently Brigitte has done it! I wonder if she wears her teeth bling to bed…hmmm…if not that could be a whole lot of scary bling’d out mess in a cup! YIKES!
Sinead O’Connor-Wow…that song Nothing Compares to You was no lie…nothing compares to what you used to look like and what is happening now…there is a lot of Blue going on here…I’m just sayin’…
Janice Dickinson-There is just a whole lot of plastic, Botox, and surgery going on here…must suck to not to be able to show your emotions…oh wait…she can do that with that foul mouth of hers! UGH! Is it just me or does she kind of resemble Grandpa from the Munsters? I think that the resemblance is uncanny don't you?
Bonus Pick-Kathleen Turner-Geeze! I don’t even know what to say here…hmmmmm…maybe having to brave the elements in Romancing the Stone did a number on this chick? I have no idea what happened here but I have to say…this is just BLEAK but I know that I feel so much better about myself after looking at this pic! Sheesh!
So there you go ladies…I am hoping that this bloggary helped a lot of you out in regards to how you feel about your wrinkles and body image in general! If these ladies can let it all hang out then we are in really good shape here…we are on FIRE we are so HOT! Oh…BTW…someone should be a “friend” and tell some of these ladies that mug shots on the Internet are not good for their public image…just ask LiLo she will tell you in great detail how that is NOT working out for her! YIKES! These pics are just SCARY!
What am I listening to as I pen this bloggary: Girls On Film, by Duran Duran