Thursday, June 13, 2013

Fashion Flashback Friday-80’s Vixen’s Then and Now


So this week, on Fashion Flashback Friday, I decided to give all of us  80's survivors a little bit of a present just to make us feel better about ourselves...because... I have to tell ya...surviving the 80's is seriously a fashion miracle people! I still have nightmares about being chased by yards of neon green lace and Aqua Net! Yikes that era was so SCARY!  So to honor our "surviving unscathed" accomplishment, I decided to dedicate this week's post to showing us  how some of the hottest 80’s vixens did not age well…not well at all!  So here you go fellow survivors, the top 5 celebrity Vixen's from the 80's...this post should make you feel so GOOD about yourself…I know that I am feeling fabulous after looking at these sad ladies! 
 

Kelly LeBrock-OMG!  She should have used some of that Geek  technology in Weird Science to keep herself looking hot and toned!  Someone should tell her that they make dresses in all sizes…maybe then her girls might not be a breath away from busting loose and knocking an innocent bystander out!  Sheesh!


Tawny Kitaen-Yikes!  Looks like she got ran over by the car that she was crawling over in that White Snake Video!  Now in her defense...this is a mug shot photo...but then IT'S A MUG SHOT PHOTO people!!!!  Holy Crap!  Do you think that she went in the pokey because she stole the car that she was lounging on? If so, then that would explain the hideous mug shot that is shamelessly hanging out on the Internet right next to Nick Nolte!  Sheesh!



Brigitte Nielsen-Well Hello Flavor Flav!  I have NO idea how one goes from Sly Stallone to Flavor Flav but apparently Brigitte has done it!  I wonder if she wears her teeth bling to bed…hmmm…if not that could be a whole lot of scary  bling’d out mess in a cup!  YIKES! 


Sinead O’Connor-Wow…that song Nothing Compares to You was no lie…nothing compares to what you used to look like and what is happening now…there is a lot of Blue going on here…I’m just sayin’…



 
Janice Dickinson-There is just a whole lot of plastic, Botox, and surgery going on here…must suck to not to be able to show your emotions…oh wait…she can do that with that foul mouth of hers!  UGH!  Is it just me or does she kind of resemble Grandpa from the Munsters? I think that the resemblance is uncanny don't you?

 

Bonus Pick-Kathleen Turner-Geeze!  I don’t even know what to say here…hmmmmm…maybe having to brave the elements in Romancing the Stone did a number on this chick?  I have no idea what happened here but I have to say…this is just BLEAK but I know that I feel so much better about myself after looking at this pic!  Sheesh!


So there you go ladies…I am hoping that this bloggary helped a lot of you out in regards to how you feel about your wrinkles and body image in general!  If these ladies can let it all hang out then we are in really good shape here…we are on FIRE we are so HOT! Oh…BTW…someone should be a “friend” and tell some of  these ladies that mug shots on the Internet are not good for their public image…just ask LiLo she will tell you in great detail how that is NOT working out for her!  YIKES! These pics are just SCARY! 

 

What am I listening to as I pen this bloggary:  Girls On Film, by Duran Duran








13 comments:

  1. Bloody Hell! Some things improve with age.
    These ladies most certainly haven't.

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    1. OMG! These ladies are down right SCARY! I totally do not feel bad about anything saggy or wrinkly after taking a glimpse at these ladies...I feel like a ROCK STAR! HAHAHAHHAAAA!

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  2. lol I grew up in that era too. what I remember is begging my mother for slinky caramel colored vinyl GO-Go boots. Or was that the 70s?

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    1. I have a thing for shoes and boots are my all time favorite things to buy! I am a total boot freak and I am not afraid to show it...BTW I still really want a pair of white vinyl GO GO boots! I want to wear them as I listen to Nancy Sinatra, and get my groove on! ;)

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  3. Men always seem to look better when they age. No fair. :)

    My son just got me a bumper sticker that says, "I used to be hot, now it just comes in flashes."

    Think that's going on my car? LOLOL

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    1. I have NO idea how it's OK for a dude to look old but when we ladies get one itty bitty wrinkle we are considered old farts! I totally don't get it, but then when I look at these sad examples I really don't know what to say...they are just so SAD!!

      Oh BTW...I wouldn't put that bumper sticker on my car...but I would not hesitate to put it on someone else's! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

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  4. I enjoy reading your posts,
    so am awarding you the Liebster.

    http://www.wintermoon.co.uk/2013/06/the-liebster-award-june.html

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    1. Oh hey THANKS for the nomination! I will wander over and check it out!

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  5. Good lord, how do none of them look even slightly like they used to? Scary!

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    1. EXACTLY! What the hell happened to them? I have to tell ya...I am feeling a whole lot better about myself after looking at these ladies! Sheesh...this bunch is SCARY!

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  7. Well I knew 3 out of 6 lol!

    Cant believe how much they have changed!!!

    Thank you for linking up with the Weekend Blog Hop

    Hope to see you again this weekend

    Laura x x x

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  8. Very nice blog! Found you through Monday Mingle and following you! Laura, http://camillaandroman.blogspot.com/

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