Apparently knows the right tactical ways to wear “Scary-stomach-holding-in panties” to achieve said moment of “in flagrante.” OK…so what does that last sentence mean? In order for Bridget to get her some Cleave she must wear SPANX to actually get to that point…brilliant thinking here! The girl is a GENIUS!
So there you go blogosphere…the rules to life according to Bridget Jones! If any of you think of any other quality traits that I have missed, please comment and share because I think that she is frankly too intelligent for words! The girl is truly a relationship Einstein...well except that whole sleeping with your boss thing...but besides that the girl is definitely in the Mensa club!