I Need to Invest In Nair…This Is So Not Right on SO Many Levels!

OK fellow bloggers…last week I was casually surfing on the Internet for funny hair styles in the 80’s for my Fashion Flashback Friday post and as I was cruising around the web I came across some really  disturbing hair pictures that I thought that I would share with you all!  WARNING: Bloggers be prepared…this visual is a little bit well…NOT RIGHT!  OK…did you all grab your barf bags?  If so…here we go:

 

                                                                                     

OK…so WHAT.THE.F are those nasty things?  Well why yes…they are hairy stockings that were developed to deter nasty leering men and perverts from checking out your stems!  YIKES! I know that my eyes have had the LIFE deterred out of them by stumbling upon this article…of all places…on CNN!  I have no idea what to do with this picture or this invention!  Thinking that Nair might need to take their marketing campaign up a notch if these babies become popular…in that they might need to offer their product for FREE to assist in the removal of these nasty suckers!  What the HELL is going on with these legs?  I have to tell ya…this invention is just well…kinda gross...and as I was trying to hold down the vomit that was threatening to spew out of my mouth, I closed my eyes and blindly moved my mouse in a sad attempt to find something that was NOT so disturbing…what I did find was not quite as gross but is still WRONG on so many levels!  So what did I find you all are wondering?  I know that you all are DYING to know right?  Well…I found images that were all about…wait for it…wait for it…hairy chest and back art!   YIKES!  I am sure that all of you are wondering what the HELL hairy chest and back art is…well here is a NASTY example:

 

 Well fellow bloggers apparently we are missing out on a TRUE Van Goughesque form of art here that some men find to be totally appropriate for apparently Valentine’s day!  Nothing tells your lady that you LOVE them more than shaving a heart out of your nasty furry BACK HAIR!  SO GROSS!  Tempted to send this pic to Schick and let them know that they are missing out on an opportunity for a WINNER Valentine’s day promotion here…they could attach a Free disposable razor to a Valentine’s Day Card with step by step instructions on how to create this look for their lady as a sure fire way to get some action!  Yeah…that action might involve a lot of running AWAY to escape the hairy beast that is attempting to woo your ass by shaving a heart on his nasty furry BACK but then with a back this hairy action is action right?!  OMG…GAGGING here!  I had NO idea that this art form existed…let alone that it is apparently pretty popular at NASCAR as witnessed below:

 

Hmmm….wondering if Dale Ernhardt Jr. knows that his male fans are doing this art as a tribute to his fabulous driving skills?  I know that this picture is driving me to DRINK heavily as a sad attempt to try to forget these visuals!  Sheesh! 

As I was paging through this nasty phenomenon I did come across one that was pretty funny as witnessed below:

 

Wondering if Victoria’s Secret knows that they have competition with this guy?  Thinking that the Angel’s need to bring their A game push up bra to compete with this dude…he has one serious hairkini going on here and from the look on his face he is DAMN proud of his hairy cleavage too!  Funny but so WRONG!  So fellow bloggers…is it just me that is traumatized here or are you all also in gagfest mode over these pics?  If not…you could stalk this guy below and make him your hairy chest muse…I am thinking that a  Unicorn would be PERFECT for this hairy beast!  YIKES…that dude is just down right hairy and WRONG!  Sheesh! This is SO NOT RIGHT...vomiting now...UGH! 

 

What am I listening to as I pen this bloggary:  I Am Not My Hair, by India.Arie.