OK people out in the blogosphere…my original intent of this
post was to get on Google and find the most hideous 80’s outfit (besides the
one that my mother was wearing over the holidays…that was one scary
MOTHER! HA!) and post it so that we
could all reminisce on how great our fashion sense was back in the day…yeah…not
really right? Well, for me I would have been admitting that
the mullet wearing dude with braces was not really a dude but sadly…I would
have to divulge that it was actually me having a very BAD hair day…but again
the intent would have been the same…to laugh at how ridiculous our style really
was and to just have a little bit of fun in the process. Sounds like a good plan huh? Well….ummm…as I was surfing for my killer
outfit, that I wore on the first day of my freshman year of high school, I came
across a butt load of 80’s teen idols that I thought I would share with you
instead…so here you go…the top 5 male 80’s hotties…again…you all in the
blogosphere can thank me later for this highly intelligent, thought provoking
post!
1. Leif Garret-I had NO idea that a guy could get a
“feather on” better than Farah Fawcett but apparently Leif is the feather KING…with
perhaps a slight perm going on as witnessed below. I was also wondering if his digital watch was
a calculator as well…hmmm…maybe I should have been asking him to borrow it for
all of my Calculus classes in college…thinking that his high tech time piece
might have helped me actually pass those classes from HELL!
2.Rob Lowe-OK…so I have to admit that I was kind of
in love with Rob Lowe…but then that thing with the Transvestite happened and
sadly enough for Rob my love kind of dwindled.
I know he still regrets the love lost but hey…what’s a girl to do? Cheating with a dude is still cheating…I’m
just sayin’…
3. Kevin Bacon-Who did not like Footloose right? I’m talking about the old school Footloose
where Kevin gets his groove on and we all get to happily watch! Kevin Bacon…sooo dreamy! I am also diggin’ the high waisted pants….and
OK…so I am just going to go there… does that zipper look extremely long to you
too?
4.
David Lee Roth-Soooo…this pic actually makes him
look like a kinda hot dude…the others not soooo much! I now understand where Aerosmith got their
muse for Dude Looks Like A Lady…clearly David was drinking with them one night
and voila’ song inspired!
5. Tom
Cruise-I am sorry but I have to admit even with the TomKat fiasco, Tom Cruise
is still a good looking dude but what can I say…I am a sucker for a guy in uniform
and well…ummm…he looks really GOOD in his Top Gun uniform...YUMMMMM!!!!!!
BONUS PICK: The Hof-So this one was just too hilarious to NOT post…I want to ask him how he got his hands on my grandmother’s robe and panties but I am too afraid of what he might say! HAHAHAHAHAAAA! This pic is just too FUNNY…totally LOVING the banana hammock here and his cheesy smile! CLASSIC!
BONUS PICK: The Hof-So this one was just too hilarious to NOT post…I want to ask him how he got his hands on my grandmother’s robe and panties but I am too afraid of what he might say! HAHAHAHAHAAAA! This pic is just too FUNNY…totally LOVING the banana hammock here and his cheesy smile! CLASSIC!
So my fellow bloggers…I hope that I have
given you enough man candy to at least last you through the weekend! If not you can always get on trusty Google
and search for The Hof and download that video of him eating a hamburger while
being drunk out of his mind…now that’s a whole lotta hot bun action going on right there! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
What am I listening to as I pen this
bloggary: Pour Some Sugar on Me, by Def
Leppard
Hahaha, very interesting post. However, I may be going blind from a couple of those images.....Hof and Roth are a bit much. Hof is just full of scary there and Roth is just way to hairy for me. Hahaha No furry animal types for me thanks.
ReplyDeleteOMG the HOF is totally Hilarious! I could not stop myself from posting it...he just looks so ridiculous! I have to agree about the whole hairy Yeti thing...it is pretty gross to look at...and those two are sporting a butt load! HAHAHAHAHHAAAA! :)
Deletelmao! This is hilarious! Talk about a flashback I used to have a stack full of Tiger Beats full of Leif Garret! Kevin Bacon, like I always say you can never have enough Bacon!
ReplyDeleteLorna
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Oh I know Lorna...I saw those images on Google and I could not help myself from posting them...there are some really good ones of John Travolta that I was going to put up there but then I saw "The Hof" and he was the Bonus pick of the week! I could not help myself...that banana hammock is just TOO FUNNY!!!!! ;)
DeleteWow! What a flashback! Cute blog. :-) Nice to meet you from the Melrose Google+ Party! ~ Monica http://happyandblessedhome.com
ReplyDeleteHi Monica! I wondered over to your site and followed you back...you have some great ideas of activities that I could do with my daughter! Great Blog! Thanks for checking out my thoughts on the 80's heart throbs...I just couldn't resist! It was just way too funny! ;)
ReplyDeleteJust popped in from the Show-Off Weekend Blog Party, and now I can't seem to get that pic of the Hof out of my head. ROFL, thanks for that!
ReplyDeleteYou got yourself a new follower.
Oh I know that pic of the HOF is PRICELESS...I just could not resist making him the bonus round pick! I am glad that you are following my random rants about nothing...I hope that I can entertain you with more of my thought provoking posts like this one! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Deletedon't hassle the hof! lmao
ReplyDeleteyep I agree with your picks!
Here are mine!
OMG! I just visited your website and your pics are EXCELLENT! Nice job with the whole Rick Springfield pick...he is the SHIZZ! ;)
DeleteLOL! Great pics :) Thanks for joining us at the Let's Get Social Sunday blog hop. Have a wonderful week :) Diane @MamalDiane
ReplyDeleteThanks for inviting me to the Blog hop...yes...a post would not be a post if we cannot make fun of The HOF and this pic is just one of many where he is a total cheese ball! ;)
DeleteOK, good pick for #1. The photo of Leif got my attention. I think I HAD that photo. I have to agree with you on Rob Lowe. He is still good looking but my love did not survive his..um..indiscretion. Note to TOM: your good looks do not make up for your total weirdness as a grown up, you make me cringe.
ReplyDeleteGreat post! Are you sure we are middle age? This seems like yesterday! BTW, my list would also include the cast of The Outsiders. They made my 80's heart skip a beat.
I know that pic of Leif is like a TOTAL flashback right? I have to tell you that I had a picture of Matt Dillon but he lost out to The Hof...so sad that both John Travolta AND Matt Dillon got shelved for The Hof! He had me at the banana hammock...he had me at the hammock...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
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