So… I seriously do not have Bieber Fever BUT I caught myself unknowingly downloading one of his songs the other day and wanted to share with you my reaction…yeah it is not too hard to figure out that I was HORRIFIED to say the least! OK…so remember when I told you all on the blogosphere that I have a really long trek to take my daughter to school? Well that stupid trek is what caused this Bieber embarrassment and I have to say that I blame Sirius satellite radio for not telling me the whole truth about who the singer(s) are when it scrolled the artist across my radio screen and CUT OFF the most vital part that was obviously missed and sorely needed! Sheesh! Anyway…let me get back on track here…so during the longest 45 minutes of my life…each…way…stuck in traffic light hell…I… like every other bored American on the planet, listen to the radio. So when I was listening to some random channel, this really good song comes on and I see that it is a Will.i.am song and it is, as usual, really good. It has a really good dance beat, and it was stuck in my head throughout the whole day to the point where I caught myself nodding my head from side to side, just like those idiots on the Night at the Roxbury, and when I get home I decide that I have to get on good ol’ trusty iTunes and download it so that I can be one with the Butabi brothers! HA! So when I actually look at my playlist (after I have already DOWNLOADED it) and look at the artist, I almost pass out with the realization that I have downloaded a Justin Bieber song! GAH! The shock and horror of it all! Let me just put it out there… I am not a Bieber hater, but I am definitely not a fan, and when I realized what I had done, I had to hang my head in shame and give iTunes the finger for not warning me with something like the wailing siren on Star Trek when the Klingons are attacking or a verbal announcement asking me if I really wanted to…oh…I don’t know download a song from a singer that every girl under the age of 16 cries and faints over!? Geeze! I.Am.An.Idiot! I was so shamed by my downloading Bieber debacle that I had to look up the song on the Internet to make sure the iTunes did not lie to me (those bastards) and when my search was finished I realized that my feelings for Non-Bieber Fever were shared…like with a lot of people and I have to tell you that there are some seriously mean people out there ( I have to confess that I was laughing my ass off with some of the comments…I can’t lie…that crap was hilarious!) with an OPINION about Justin Bieber! I had NO clue that sooooo many people found him just as annoying as I do…now I have to give the boy props, he can sing…like a girl that likes the color purple…and kind of dresses like a girl, but again the dude can sing so I guess I should back off right? Sorry Justin if you are bored enough to find this posting on the Internet and get offended, but if you are THAT bored and you are reading this lame bloggary, you have to know that you kind of have that fem thing going on right? It’s not like it’s a big ol’ Secret and I have just “outed” you to the world! So let me tell you that I found all sorts of things about Bieber that were seriously funny and I strongly suggest that all of you in the blogosphere just do a blind Google search (Google you can thank me later for plugging you in my widely famous blog HA!) and just read up about Justin Bieber…I found it to be…well… like a train wreck…an entertaining train wreck to say the least…but a wreck that I can now say is safely residing in my recently purchased playlist in my iTunes library. Bieber is trying to hide from the NWA (ICE CUBE is waiting for him to come out so that they can “chat” a little bit! ) that I downloaded as well but nevertheless Bieber is waiting for his turn on the random shuffle iTunes Russian Roulette so that I can get my “Butabi On!”
Lesson Learned Here: ALWAYS read the fine print when you are downloading or reading anything…it could save you a lot of embarrassment and heartburn later on! Sheesh!
What am I listening to as I rant on this bloggary: What Is Love?, by Haddaway