Fashion Flashback Friday-Mullet Stylin' Bubba's

Today’s post is about…why yes…the infamous 80’s mullet.  You know the hair style that is all business in the front but is really rockin’ a long fluffy party in the back?  Yeah…well I decided that I was going to dedicate this week to the most hideous male celebrity mullet’s that I could find on good ol’ Google, just for grins and giggles!  So here you go…my top 5 mullet wearin’ picks:

Billy Ray Cyrus-So I have to admit that I am NOT a Billy Ray Cyrus fan and this hairdo is totally giving me an Achy Breaky Heart Attack! I wonder what he was thinking about when this picture was taken...hmmm....I am thinking he was contemplating the next permed phase of his curly mullet locks!  YIKES!



Jean-Claude Van Damme- This pic is just downright scary in more ways than one!  Not only is he sporting a mullet from HELL but apparently rattlesnake is the new whitening secret…shhhhh…don’t let Crest know that they have some competition here…it could get ugly!  Oh…BTW…love the whole permed Jheri Curl thing that he is also sporting…so SEXY…ummm….yeah not so much!





Mel Gibson-Apparently his hair is also used as a lethal weapon in his movies…who needs a gun when you have all this fluffy teased hair stylishly framed around your face to scare the death out of the alleged perp?  I know that I am terrified…



George Clooney-OMG!  I don’t even know where to start with this pic!  He looks like a stoned version of a Cabbage Patch Kid...I hope that his adoption papers are signed…if not he might find himself thrown out to go hang out with the Garbage Pail Kids! 





Andre Agassi-There is a lot of hairy business going on here!  Between the full on face mullet and the actual mullet on his head I don’t even know what to say here…his personal stylist must have been on drugs…as evident from the tie died inspired sash wrapped around his blow dried head!  Sheesh!



Bonus Pick:  The Wrath of Khan-Who knew that the mullet was so popular that even space aliens were sporting the look?  Apparently Khan needed to channel his mullet wrath onto Capt. Kirk who apparently made fun of his hair style and paid severely by getting some weird cricket doing the jig in his ear.  Insiders on the set divulged that the mullet look did not accentuate Spock’s pointy ears so he opted to NOT sport this look.  Good choice Spock… as usual you are the brains of the group!

So there you go people in the blogospere!  My top 5 celebrity mullets for your viewing pleasure!  I have a great Father's Day gift idea...I think that we should all take the special men in our lives to an old school beauty shop and get them a mullet cut…this would be a fabulous gift not only for the dad’s in our lives, but also for the rest of us…so that we can laugh our asses off! 

What am I listening to as I pen this bloggary:  I Got Friends In Low Places, by Garth Brooks