Fashion Flashback Friday-80’s Heavy Metal Wrinkled Rock Stars!

OK fellow bloggers…this week I was going to do a short little bloggary on the most hideous hair styles of the 80’s but when I was doing a little bit of Googlin’ I came across these hideous pictures of 80’s Heavy Metal Rockers Then and Now!  These pictures are really funny…so be prepared to be entertained!  Here you go blogosphere…the top 5 Heavy Metal Rock Stars that…quite frankly…need to figure out that they are well…old and NASTY! *Sigh*

Poison-Holy Crap!  Every Rose does have a thorn…apparently these boys fell down a whole rose thorn JUNGLE to get to where they look today!!!  Oh...and someone needs to tell Brett Michaels to ditch the whole head band thing...again SO TOTALLY 80's...YIKES!!!!!

 

 

Alice Cooper-He was scary in the 80’s but he is just downright GHASTLY now!  Somebody really needs to show him how eyeliner works and be a “friend” and let him know that teasing his hair in the 80’s might have been OK but NOW not so much…I’m just sayin’….

 

 

Eddie Van Halen-OK…I am kind of at a loss for words here…he kind of looks like that token crazy guy that hangs out at the local liquor store that just creeps every one out!  WHAT THE HELL happened to that guy?  YIKES…this is just wrong! 

 

Gene Simmons-This is just a lesson to all of us that want to try out Botox and play in the plastic surgeons sand box…apparently over time and excessive treatments your face starts to look like this!  I am wondering if his face is stuck in this “I just sucked a Lemon” look…if so…that just has to SUCK!  HAHAHA!

 

Sebastian Bach-I'm thinking that when he sang that song 18 and Life he was foreshadowing his future…he kind of looks like prison did a number on him don’t you think?  Oh Sebastian…I want to Remember You the way that you were because you are kind of scaring me now…YIKES!  He used to be SO HOT… what the HELL happened to him?  So very SAD!

 

 

Bonus Pick:  Rick Springfield-OK…again this is a mug shot of Rick Springfield but WTF?  Seriously…what did he do to land himself in the pokey?  Apparently being a Soap Opera/Rock Star does not pay well…it apparently does NOT pay enough to NOT land you in a prison cell next to Martha Stewart!  YIKES this is BLEAK and again...just so very SAD!

 

 

Well there you go fellow bloggers…the top five 80’s Heavy Metal Rockers that have gone down the proverbial age toilet!  Yikes…someone seriously needs to consult them on how facials and wrinkle creams work…these dudes totally NEED to catch a clue here!  YIKES!  This is just very depressing and just OH SO WRONG! 

 

What am I listening to as I pen this bloggary:  Veronica, by Elvis Costello.